Monday, January 17, 2011

10 Parenting Tips I learned From My Dogs


1. Just Because you take a nap it doesn't make you worthless.

2. Just Because the newspaper is in your neighbor's driveway doesn't mean you can't read the headlines.

3. Just Because you are grown up, doesn't mean you still don't like squeaky toys.

4. Just Because you bark, doesn't mean people will listen.

5. Just Because there's nothing in the refrigerator, doesn't mean there isn't anything to eat.

6. Just Because there is a guest at your house, you have to like them.

7. Just Because it's messy and drooling, doesn't make it a real kiss.

8. Just Because you are inside doesn't mean you wish you weren't outside, and vice versa.

9. Just Because you find something in the back yard, doesn't mean you have to eat it.

10. Just Because you look at someone long enough with sad eyes, doesn't mean you will always get what you want (but it's worth a try).

"Mom"ed to Death


Mom..Mommy..Ma..Mama..OYE! My kids never stop calling my name. Every five minutes it's something. I am not just talking about the basic necessities either. Let's take for example this recent exchange:

"Mom?" "What?" The silence is now deafening while my 6 year old thinks of what to say, because she's got nothing. "Um...I think we..." "Audrey do you have something you need?" "No, I just thought I would come see you." "That's nice honey."

Five minutes later (I am not joking about the time frame) she's back.

"Mom?" "What?" "I just thought you would want me to tell you we need more toilet paper from the store." "Why is that?" "Because I just opened the bathroom door to let my brother in there and he put all the toilet paper in the bowl. I am not sure why he did that, I think it's (insert 10 minute tirade of why my daughter thinks he put it in the toilet bowl) because he wanted to see if it floats."

While I love the wit and wisdom of my children, there are days when I want to change my name and move to Canada. Don't they realize there is a Daddy in the house. Why don't they go and tell him their nuggets of truth? Oh that's right...because his standard answer is "Go tell your mother."

Friday, January 14, 2011

6 Surprising Ways to Use Coffee Grounds



You already know coffee is a highly consumed, heavily traded commodity that, when irresponsibly grown, has numerous negative environmental effects. You pay for the coffee you drink, whether it's an Earth-damaging, sun-grown brand or bears a green certified label. And a lot of labor went into its cultivation and production, so you probably want to get as much use from it as possible. Fortunately, coffee grounds have multiple uses and reuses, all of which take place outside the coffeemaker!

Beauty Uses for Coffee Grounds

Mix a quarter-cup of used coffee grounds with an egg white for an at-home skin-tightening mask.

Massage your face with coffee grounds for an exfoliating scrub that will leave you with a radiant glow.

Coffee grounds can add shine to brunette and black hair, improve scalp health, and prevent dandruff. In the shower, rub some used coffee grounds throughout your hair in between shampooing and conditioning. Make sure to distribute the grounds thoroughly and then rinse. Unless you want darker hair, you'll want to avoid this one, blondes!

To combat cellulite, mix a tablespoon of olive oil with a quarter-cup of moist, warm coffee grounds and apply to the troublesome areas of your body. Wrap the areas tightly with plastic wrap, leave on for a few minutes, and then remove and shower as normal. It's recommended that this be done a couple times a week for best results.

Coffee Grounds as a Cleaner

To combat stubborn grease and food remnants on pots and pans, try using a firm scrub brush and some coffee grounds mixed with a little water. The grounds are both abrasive and acidic, and might just give you the cleaning edge you've been looking for. Just make sure whatever items you clean with coffee grounds are stain-resistant.

If you end up inhaling or wearing most of the ashes from your fireplace as you try to clean it, simply sprinkle a layer of coffee grounds on the ashes before you start in order to minimize the amount of dust.

Coffee Grounds as a Deodorizer

If your closet smells too much like dirty gym shoes, simply fill the foot of an old pair of stockings with used, dry coffee grounds to make an odor-eating sachet that will last for weeks, or even a whole month.

You could buy a new box of baking soda to rid your fridge or freezer of unwanted smells, but used coffee grounds do the exact same thing. Simply get an empty margarine tub or yogurt container, poke holes in the lid, and fill it with used, dry coffee grounds.

Chopping onions and garlic leaves your hands downright pungent for hours. To get rid of stubbornly smelly hands, just scrub them with used coffee grounds and follow with soap and water.

Keep your sink drains clean and odor-free by pouring about a half-cup of used coffee grounds down them, immediately followed by at least 5 cups of boiling water to avoid clogging.

Coffee Grounds as a Dye

To make your own at-home dye, secure used coffee grounds in a filter or an old stocking, then soak in 2 cups of hot water for five to ten minutes. Simply increase the quantities for larger items. Then set the dye with either alum, vinegar, or soda ash.

If you have brown furniture that is scratched, scuffed, or blemished, put some of this dye on a Q-tip to perform a quick touchup.

You can also use it to dye such things as clothing, fabric, ribbons, feathers, or paper.

Coffee Grounds in the Garden

Sprinkle some used coffee grounds in the soil of your plants, especially rosebushes, for an organic fertilizer they'll go crazy over.

If you want to keep bait worms alive longer, just add coffee grounds to their soil.
Before planting carrots and radishes, mix the seeds with used coffee grounds to not only increase the size and quantity of your vegetable yield, but to ward away underground pests as well.

To keep slugs and snails out of your garden and plants, use coffee grounds as an organic repellent. And to repel cats, mix used coffee grounds with orange peels and sprinkle along the boundary of your garden. Curious dogs can be fatally poisoned by coffee, however, so use with caution.

Coffee Grounds in the Kitchen

Used coffee grounds are clearly a great pest repellent. And they also work for bothersome ants that usually show up in the kitchen area. In fact, ants won't cross a line of coffee grounds, so sprinkle some around any popular ant hangout.

If you like mushrooms and want to grow them indoors year-round, you'll be surprised to learn just how easy it is. All you need is a jar or bucket, some used coffee grounds, and some inoculated mushroom plugs that can be found at such places as Fungi Perfecti, LLC. Every time you drink coffee, place the wet grounds in the jar or bucket and add a mushroom plug. If you make sure the coffee grounds stay moist, you should begin to see mushroom growth within just a few days. It's usual for some mold to grow on the grounds, so if this happens just remove it so it doesn't affect the mushrooms.

If you have leftover coffee in the pot, use it to tenderize steak. And if you can spare some of your fresh grounds, add them to chocolate cake and brownie batter for bold, unique flavors.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

It's Thirsty Thursday....



On tonight's mommy menu are Chamomile Hot Toddy's.

Ingredients:

3/4 oz J. Witty chamomile liqueur
2/3 oz Meyer lemon juice
1/4 oz honey syrup (1:1 ratio)
1 dash Scrappy's lavender bitters
hot water
lemon peel

Preparation:

In a coffee mug, add first three ingredients.
Add honey syrup and lavender bitters, stir to incorporate the ingredients.
Add hot water to fill, stir again, and garnish with a lemon peel.

Sip. Relax. Repeat.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Joy of Depression

Depression is much more than a state of mind...it's a way of life. I have been affected with depression for over 15 years. I have been on medication after medication. I am a member of the worry club and the anxiety brigade. Becoming a mother didn't help my internal suffering. So after years of telling a total stranger about my own mother, I thought why fight it. Having a sense of humor about the things I cannot control has helped me realize that I am stronger than I think. A glass of wine helps too!

So for all the catatonics, out of sorts, crestfallen, those in the doldrums, those who live in Cincinnati, the disheartened, and the generally glum I say lets overcome our fear of optimism. We are all in good company.

I've learned it's ok to wake up in the morning --- and go back to sleep, only now I get to snuggle with 3 of the cutest little monkeys you've ever seen.