Thursday, January 6, 2011

Top Ten Useless Board Games for Moms!



1. Trivial Pursuit - You already know the agony of searching every retailer for the hottest toy your munchkin absolutely has to have!
2. Mouse Trap - Who needs to assemble a rodent catcher from a plastic bathtub and a colored marble? That's why you have a husband!
3. Monopoly - You spend virtually every second of your child's playdates trying to convince him not to hog all the Matchbox cars or the Legos!
4. Trouble - Why go looking for it? In five minutes a neighbor's going to call to say your kindergartner is peeing on his swing set!
5. Risk - You have a kid. They have a bike. 'Nuff said!
6. Twister - You already wake up most mornings to find your toddler's foot in your rib cage!
7. Scrabble - You can't make a word using only the letters Q, G, R, W, and X? Well, you lose, because your kindergartner can!
8. Go Fish - Been there, done that after your toddler dropped your keys in the toilet!
9. Clue - You've put many hours determining who squirted mayo on the dog that you could join the cast of CSI!
10. Life - You're no stranger to tuition bills, doctor bills, and a growing family. And somehow, you still feel like you are coming out a winner!

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